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Don’t Worry, Bee Happy

Someone wise once said, “Give a man some honey, and he’ll eat for a day. Give him all the bees he’ll need to make his own, and he’ll eat for a lifetime...once the swelling in his face goes down.”

Our new Indoor Honey Making kit is the perfect gift for the ambitious DIY-er who’s ready to spread his wings and tackle a more rewarding project.

Oh, Beehive

Here’s how it works: We send him a crate humming with five hundred, eager-to-please worker bees; a starter packet of flower seeds; and enough ointment and bandages to easily soothe even the most biting stings.

All he has to do is plant the seeds and release the bees. Once their primal instincts take over, they’ll almost certainly start churning out batch after batch of delicious, artisanal honey right from his living room. Bee Appétit!

For his next exciting project, get him the gift that has the DIY community buzzing, our new Indoor Honey Making Kit.

• We’ve included one-size-fits-all gloves that are guaranteed to fit, no matter how swollen his hands are!
• When the bees come a stinging, our ointment comes relieving. Packed with soothing aloe and our proprietary mix of vitamins, just one tube is guaranteed to relieve burning for up to 5 minutes.
• It’s normal for furniture to get sticky during the natural, honey-making process. Most customers learn to love the new decor, after all, beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.