Story
It's Just A Beard...There's no denying the beard has become the top face accessory of the twenty-first century. Beards currently sit atop the mythos of masculinity right next to Zeus and Chuck Norris, both of which are only there because of their beards.
But with this widespread reverence for rugged-chic has come a good deal of bad science about the benefits of beard growth. We're here to temper expectations and set the record straight:
Things Beards Will Not Do:
- Make you utterly irresistible
- Qualify you as an expert on politics, the economy, philosophy, etc...
- Fell trees with a single stare
- Legally serve as a motorcycle license
- Look good sometimes
- Become dry and itchy
- Smell, not necessarily good
- Store crumbs for 'future face-follicle foraging'
- Wash under waterfalls photogenically
Beards are natural; the most natural conclusion of the male condition. But some beards in their natural state look like a tangled monstrosity that could've been pulled out of a shower drain or coughed up by the neighborhood stray.
Our Beard Wrangler Crate rears even the most unyielding beards into their most presentable, pro-scentable form whilst still preserving the beard's rebellious strength and spirit.
We've included a shave towel which works for its exact opposite-stated purpose, and a boar-bristled brush that's excels in hair care because it is hair. Plus all the necessary tools to wrangle it all in including a beard bib, comb and scissors.
The beard doesn't make the man, but it is a literal extension of the man. Give some polish and poise to the furriest of face friends with the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate.
Beard Wrangler Mini Crate
In the Box
- 100% Cotton Barber Towel
- Beard Brush
- Beard Comb
- Beard Scissors
- Beard Bib
- Beard Shampoo Bar, 4.5oz
- Beard Balm, 2oz
How It Ships
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Story
It's Just A Beard...There's no denying the beard has become the top face accessory of the twenty-first century. Beards currently sit atop the mythos of masculinity right next to Zeus and Chuck Norris, both of which are only there because of their beards.
But with this widespread reverence for rugged-chic has come a good deal of bad science about the benefits of beard growth. We're here to temper expectations and set the record straight:
Things Beards Will Not Do:
- Make you utterly irresistible
- Qualify you as an expert on politics, the economy, philosophy, etc...
- Fell trees with a single stare
- Legally serve as a motorcycle license
- Look good sometimes
- Become dry and itchy
- Smell, not necessarily good
- Store crumbs for 'future face-follicle foraging'
- Wash under waterfalls photogenically
Beards are natural; the most natural conclusion of the male condition. But some beards in their natural state look like a tangled monstrosity that could've been pulled out of a shower drain or coughed up by the neighborhood stray.
Our Beard Wrangler Crate rears even the most unyielding beards into their most presentable, pro-scentable form whilst still preserving the beard's rebellious strength and spirit.
We've included a shave towel which works for its exact opposite-stated purpose, and a boar-bristled brush that's excels in hair care because it is hair. Plus all the necessary tools to wrangle it all in including a beard bib, comb and scissors.
The beard doesn't make the man, but it is a literal extension of the man. Give some polish and poise to the furriest of face friends with the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate.
Customer Reviews
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Jun 24th 2022
Awesome Gift
My daughter surprised me with this for Father’s Day, but it’s good for anyone with facial hair. I love the brush most of all.
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Aug 29th 2021
Oil is the best
Got one for my birthday a few years back. This beard oil is the absolute best on the market. I’ve tried them all grave before shave and several other brands. They smell nice but none come close to how long this oil keeps your beard soft. It’s very thick so it last a good while and you don’t have to use it daily like those other brands. Wish I could order just the oil on Amazon from them.
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May 24th 2021
This is so cool!!!
I just received one of these from a very close friend of mine! He is my brother from another mother and is so darn thoughtful!!! I can't wait to try this out!!!
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Feb 24th 2021
Every Holiday!
I ordered this for my dad for his birthday one year and he loved it so much that he literally said that I could buy this for him for every holiday and he would be happy for life. My dad is my papa bear and if it makes him happy, it makes me happy!
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Feb 3rd 2021
beard crate
got this for the hubby for Christmas and he LOVES it!! Is there anyway for us to order certain products separately?