Birthday Gifts for Men

Get Smashed – Deliver that sweet, plastic gold within a concrete brick because envelopes are for bills and jury summons. Smash & Grab Gift Card comes with safety goggles and our "M.C. Hammer" for maximum impact.

The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in your name, because when's the last time you've stepped foot in a library?

Whiskey Him Away - Look, it’s easy to drink whiskey. But it takes a real—hold on. Making it is just as easy, you say? And now he can do it in his own personalized barrel? Well, then. We stand corrected.

Six Degrees of Bacon – The most important meal of the day is breakfast, not for any nutritional reason, but because that's the meal most likely to include bacon. The Bacon Crate ensures that bacon touches literally every aspect of your day, and your being.

Outdoor Ammo Canteen – Bring the Personalized Pint Set Ammo Can wherever life takes you. Perfect for beach trips, yacht parties, little league games, big league games, monster truck rallies, star-gazing, parent-teacher conferences, etc...

Double the Suds - After months of rigorous and delicious testing, we’re delighted to add “showering” to the list of activities that get way better when you add beer. Next step: everything else.

The New Power Couple – Beef jerky and alcohol, both universally celebrated in their own right, have come together in holy meatrimony to create the tender, tipsy, tantalizing Booze-Infused Jerkygram.

Burning Rubber - Sometimes a man feels the need for speed. And sometimes, whether because he’s stuck indoors or stuck in a leg cast from his last speed-seeking adventure, he’s unable to express it. That ends now.

The Bold Beer Frontier - Beer has a special place in his heart, so shouldn’t it have its own special glass? The Personalized Beer Aficionado Crate comes with five, uniquely shaped beer glasses, each designed to enhance the flavor of his favorite stouts, saisons and IPAs.

Snack Down, Smack Down - In the chocolate-covered battle between pretzels, cookie chunks and crispy cereal bits, everyone wins. Man Chow presents a satisfying, gourmet twist on the classic American snack that just can’t be beat.

Awaken to Bacon—Waking to the enchanting aroma of bacon once meant risking housefires with some homemade, griddle-timer jank-parade. With the Bacon Jerkygram, you can always have mouth-ready bacon within arm’s reach: under your bed, in your pillowcase, even taped to your body. Especially taped to your body.

Morning Mugging – There’s no better way to start the day than with a good, strong mugging! (Man Crates does not condone armed or unarmed robbery. We were just trying to sell this awesome Personalized Mug Mini Crate, and our creative execution totally backfired.)

Notch for the Scotch - We’ve always admired the Scottish. Not only did they invent golf and transparent tape, but they also perfected Whiskey. The Scotch Connoisseur Crate is our nod to the greatest drink on Earth.

All The Meat, All The Time – It's impossible to properly value a man's love for jerky, but pure poundage may be the best start. Express yourself and share your deep, undying love of cured beef with the Cow-pocalypse Crate.

Playing With Fire – There's no quicker way to separate the men from the boys than to observe how they manage a steak on the grill. The Grill Master Crate is for the man who's a cool operator whenever the heat is high.

The Real Canned Meat – If canned tuna is your only connotation for the phrase "meat in a can," then you're doing life all wrong. The Premium Jerky Ammo Can packs a flavor fiesta of jerky and snacks into an awesome, indestructible ammo can.