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Greatness Has A NameWhen the first humans to scale Mount Everest reached the summit, they didn't immediately update their wikipedia pages or take selfies with self-aggrandizing hashtags. They celebrated their dominance over nature like true men--by cracking open a beer and chiseling their names into the icy death they'd conquered.
A man's name isn't just a label. It's a shorthand celebration of his greatest accomplishments.
This Time It's Personal
Sure, Barry from high school, voted "Most Likely to Succeed," might drive a fancy European sports car to his fat cat Wall Street job, but does Barry from high school have his own set of personalized pint glasses?
Probably not. He probably drinks from non-personalized glasses like an uncultured chump.
We've acquired that monstrous laser from "Goldfinger" and repurposed its settings from burning James Bond's giblets to etching names into pint glasses with perfect precision.
So while Barry's crying alone in his mansion over a frozen microwave dinner, you can be toasting real success with three close buddies and four awesome personalized pint glasses.
The Man, The Myth, The Legendary Coasters
Pair his personalized pint glasses with a personalized bottle opener laser-etched to perfection. Plus, we’ve custom-designed and printed a set of six coasters celebrating the best of beer using a Medieval letterpress technique. We’re talking 15th century classy.
And we've got snacks with your name on them. Figuratively. We used to personalize every individual nut and pretzel, but they got inhaled too quickly for anyone to notice.
Grab the Personalized Barware Crate today and ensure the world never forgets your name.
Personalized Barware Crate
In the Box
- 4 Personalized Pint Glasses
- 6 Styles of Beer Coasters
- Personalized Wood Veneer Bottle Opener
- Brews'N'Booze Bourbon Cashews, 4 oz
- Brews'N'Booze Hoppy IPA Peanuts, 4 oz
- Brews'N'Booze Dive Bar Peanuts in Shell, 8 oz
- Brews'N'Booze Chili Lime Pistachios, 4 oz
We’ve got fun, diabolical wrapping options for every occasion. Add one during checkout to make his gift extra special!
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Story
Greatness Has A NameWhen the first humans to scale Mount Everest reached the summit, they didn't immediately update their wikipedia pages or take selfies with self-aggrandizing hashtags. They celebrated their dominance over nature like true men--by cracking open a beer and chiseling their names into the icy death they'd conquered.
A man's name isn't just a label. It's a shorthand celebration of his greatest accomplishments.
This Time It's Personal
Sure, Barry from high school, voted "Most Likely to Succeed," might drive a fancy European sports car to his fat cat Wall Street job, but does Barry from high school have his own set of personalized pint glasses?
Probably not. He probably drinks from non-personalized glasses like an uncultured chump.
We've acquired that monstrous laser from "Goldfinger" and repurposed its settings from burning James Bond's giblets to etching names into pint glasses with perfect precision.
So while Barry's crying alone in his mansion over a frozen microwave dinner, you can be toasting real success with three close buddies and four awesome personalized pint glasses.
The Man, The Myth, The Legendary Coasters
Pair his personalized pint glasses with a personalized bottle opener laser-etched to perfection. Plus, we’ve custom-designed and printed a set of six coasters celebrating the best of beer using a Medieval letterpress technique. We’re talking 15th century classy.
And we've got snacks with your name on them. Figuratively. We used to personalize every individual nut and pretzel, but they got inhaled too quickly for anyone to notice.
Grab the Personalized Barware Crate today and ensure the world never forgets your name.
Customer Reviews
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Apr 8th 2023
BEST GIFTS EVER
Who gives their 92 year old Mom A Crate and a Crowbar for their birthday? Me. It was her favorite gift ever she said. It's a WoMAN CRATE! We took a video albeit very shaky from laughing so hard at her trying to get it open! She did it. Loved it. Buy them for every occasion for everyone. I'm getting one today for my 50 year old son's birthday. We all love the Crates almost more than whatever you get inside! BTW I placed several orders at once and I mistakenly personalized the beer glasses with a wrong name! Customer Service helped me save the day and rushed a correct Crate in time to make sure it had the couple's correct names. Whew.
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Mar 7th 2022
Manly gift
I received this as a birthday gift.
The wooden crate is a super clever idea, and was quite manly! The etched pint glasses, bottle opener, and the rest of the contents were top quality.
Great gift for the guy who has everything! -
Dec 19th 2021
So.Much.FUN!
Hands down favorite gift this year! Bought Crates for our three sons and my husband, they had a ball trying to get the boxes open! They loved the personalization and each item is of excellent quality.
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Mar 7th 2021
Big Man Birthday
So much fun; mystery gift. All the grandkids loved it. The video is priceless! Thank you to our gifter.
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Dec 20th 2020
Best gift ever
My boyfriend absolutely loved this! He was so excited to open the box, and he was thrilled when he saw what was inside. The personalized beer glasses looked so great and he loved them! I highly recommend this!!