Gifts for Hard Workers

Morning Mugging – There’s no better way to start the day than with a good, strong mugging! (Man Crates does not condone armed or unarmed robbery. We were just trying to sell this awesome Personalized Mug Mini Crate, and our creative execution totally backfired.)

The Mythical Fountain of Booze – The legend proclaims "a magnificent pool overfloweth with brew, where flavors turneth over with every ripple. Whoever fills his Personalized Growler will revel in eternal refreshment, and also, all his friends will be super jelly.”

Snack Down, Smack Down - In the chocolate-covered battle between pretzels, cookie chunks and crispy cereal bits, everyone wins. Man Chow presents a satisfying, gourmet twist on the classic American snack that just can’t be beat.

Chow Down on Booze - Whiskey him away to a land where the snacks are flavorful and sweet. Where scrumptious, chocolatey pretzels and cereal float down a river of bourbon and…okay, we lost the metaphor. The point is: Moonshine Man Chow is delicious.

Outdoor Ammo Canteen – Bring the Personalized Pint Set Ammo Can wherever life takes you. Perfect for beach trips, yacht parties, little league games, big league games, monster truck rallies, star-gazing, parent-teacher conferences, etc...

The New Power Couple – Beef jerky and alcohol, both universally celebrated in their own right, have come together in holy meatrimony to create the tender, tipsy, tantalizing Booze-Infused Jerkygram.

Common Side Effects - The Personalized Whiskey Crate may cause trendier, better fitting clothes, funnier personal anecdotes, and occasional outbursts of intrigue and great hair.

New Cloud Technology – If you thought grilling couldn't get any better, let the Hickory Grilling Crate introduce you to the Future of Grilling: the Cloud. Infuse your meat with the overwhelming flavor of a hickory smoke trap.

The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in your name, because when's the last time you've stepped foot in a library?

From the Fire, We Feast! — Like gold, steel, and the rest of civilization’s most indispensable elements, pizza is best forged in fire. The Pizza Grilling Crate includes a personalized pizza peel, and all the ingredients and instruction for crispy, zesty, za!

Lend Your Tastebuds to Science — What good is tossing Hail Mary satellites into the infinite corners of space when we’ve yet to fully examine all the flavors of our home planet? The Exotic Meats Jerkygram is the exploratory appetizer for tasting the strangest of critters. For science, of course.

Don’t Tie Him Down - Next time you’re tempted to give him a tie, instead hook him up with the Jerky Tie Box, a gift that redefines class with savory, mouth-watering jerky bites. Once he tastes these flavors, he’ll be wearing a grin from ear to ear.