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Sep 3rd 2014
I got this for my boyfriend as a housewarming gift, I couldn't wait for him to open it! The crate was a little hard to open, but when he finally pried the top off, he was so excited! I was a bit disappointed that there weren't any Twinkies, but other than that, everything was amazing. We've even used the ax already!
Aug 24th 2014
Finally, not a personalized pen set!
Not that there is anything wrong with personalized pens, anagramed mugs, or cheese baskets, but gifts available for guys are lame! I live in a jungle, and couldn't go shop for a birthday gift for my guy. (True story) Everything I found on the internet under the guy-gift category was so effeminate, and definitely not what a girl like me gets a man like him. Seriously, nothing says I want your body like a personalized set of pajamas??? Those things should come with an optional letter opener, so the receiver can just stab himself repeatedly before hitching his bleeding heart to the chick who bought him the flannel chastity jammies...... Unless they are footed pajamas, because those are cool.
My one suggestion: Option to stuff a red lace thong in with the packaging peanuts. Nothing says "I love you" like a gerber, zombie survival guide, lace thong, and a package of twinkies.
- satisfied customer
Aug 5th 2014
This made Dad so happy - the duct tape "wrapping paper" was one of the best parts!
My Dad was so happy with this gift. He said the items inside the crate were really good quality.
One of the best parts was trying to get through the duct tape "wrapping paper." I definately recommend adding the duct tape!
Jul 30th 2014
Jun 23rd 2014
Daily Tool Use
Bought this crate for my 49 year old husband for Christmas. He thought it was a joke and put it aside without opening. Several hours later, after opening the crate in private, he came to me like a kid exclaiming how awesome and of good quality the "tools" in the crate were. We live out in the middle of the woods and he uses the tools almost daily and thanks me often for the practical Christmas gift I gave him.
May 30th 2014
this has to be the coolest thing ive ever gotten as a gift. i like the whole crate thing with all the sharp objects in it to fend off the zombies when that day comes. cause its gonna happen. id recommend everyone get them one of these. coolest thing ever
May 14th 2014
Father in law loved it!!! Saweet!!
He loved it! Made me look good, and the customer service I received was stellar!
Apr 15th 2014
Turned 30 year olds into children!
I bought this as a surprise gift for my husband's 30th. He and his friends loved that it was duct taped shut and much fun was had watching him fight it open. Once he realized it was a man crate he was thrilled, once he saw it was the annihilator pack he actually jumped up and down! The party was a surprise and the crate just sealed it. It was a blast watching 10 grown men fight to see who would get to pretend to fight off the pretend zombies (trees). For the price you get amazing gear and its a ton of fun! It was simple to order, they kept me up to date on its shipping and arrival, I got exactly what I ordered, and it made my husband's party! I can't wait for the end of the year to do the same for my brother :)
Feb 22nd 2014
17 year old's dream come true!
So my mom bought this for my dad for his birthday and raved about it so I decided to buy it for my seventeen year old son. He absolutely loved it!!! I am officially the universe's best mom ever according to my son. Thanks guys for making two of the most important guys in my life birthday's awesome!!! YOU ROCK!!!!
Feb 14th 2014
Best Wife Ever - Coolest Valentines Gift I have ever recieved
27 Years old. Just left the British Army after 7 years. Just got married in December as well as moving to MI to be with my lovely wife.... then this happens!!! WELL DONE MAN CRATES WELL DONE!!! I cannot express enough the childish joy I felt prizing open my Man Crate, (which by the way is a seriously cool idea for packing), and finding a Zombie Apocalypse Survival kit!!! That amazing girl was already pretty high in my estimations of best human being in the world but this just tops it! So Glad I married her, So Glad I can now offer her the protection she deserves when the hordes descend! ONE HAPPY GUY RIGHT HERE!!
Feb 13th 2014
I AM THE COOLEST WIFE EVER!!!
I sent this Man Crate to my husbands work. He does contract work for the military and is surrounded by "men." ( None of them ha d ever opened a real crate before. I wanted him to have an audience to his AWESOME gift. He had a crowd of about 10 guys around him when he finally pried the crate open. They were in awwww of how manly this gift was. He told them that his wife sent it and that not only was I the coolest wife ever, but I could really cook too. That sent them over the edge and back to their desks. Hope this helped your Jacksonville Florida market, because they were all going to your website... Thanks for making me " THE COOLEST WIFE EVER!!!"
Dec 26th 2013
This was a Christmas present for my son and we all sat watching and laughing as he struggled to open the crate. I pulled up the opening instructions page from your website and we all laughed even harder! He loved the gift and we all loved the entertainment.
Sep 11th 2013
My wife and I purchased the Zombie Annihilation Crate as a wedding gift for some friends that are huge fans of The Walking Dead. The crate was a huge hit and they love it. We unfortunately weren't around to watch them struggle with the duct tape wrapping but are looking forward to seeing the video.
Jul 20th 2013
I got this for my boyfriend, who loves zombies and all things sharp. I loved the look on his face when he faced the duct tape wrap, and the one when he opened the crate was even better! The blades are great, Keep up the good work
Jul 4th 2013
WORDS CANT DESCRIBE IT
Jun 21st 2021
I have gotten 2 of these now and I loved both of them , good quality for the money very fun gift to open ,this time I will say I cheated I wanted the box as much as I wanted the item's inside , very much worth the money, love getting these boxes
Feb 28th 2015
Likes it a lot!
I was excited to find something I figured the hubby would love and would not expect. I loved the idea of the crate, but it was not as difficult for him to get to the goods as I was hoping. Haha! It only took a few minutes of prying to open it up. He did enjoy all the tools/knifes, stating one of the knives was his new favorite. He also liked how sturdy and heavy the tools were. The only thing he didn't like is the Spam! Still trying to get me to eat it.
Feb 19th 2015
Finally - a gift the he could NOT guess what it was. It took him nearly 8 minutes to get the crate open (I timed it!).
Will try some of your other man crates - thanks!
Jun 25th 2013
While not a complete kit, for the price you can not go wrong! The knives may not be used for combat as they are too small but not everything has to take out a zombie. This kit is excellent for those on the go and who have to travel light. I just wish there was some rope and a bigger first aid kit, other than that, this kit has what you need to start your own bug out kit!