Zombie Annihilation Crate
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In the Box
Keep Evil At Bay
- Axe, 8.75" overall
- Mini Pick & Shovel, 10" length
- Fixed Tanto Knife with Built-in Firestarter, 3" blade length
- Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
- Zombie Flashlight
- First Aid Kit
- Duct Tape
- SPAM, Can, 7 oz
How It Ships
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
When will it arrive?
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Take the Offensive
It's 28 days later and we're organized, supplied and effective. Our defenses hold back the walkers nightly. Our daylight patrols have gotten faster and more aggressive--the leadership of true veterans makes all the difference.
The team used to come back shaken up and terrified; now it's all swagger and bragging about re-kill counts. Swanson says he put down a dozen in one excursion. It's all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a latrine, chopping firewood, clearing brush, or dispatching the undead.
Expanded, walker-free green zones and improved regimentation back at camp have really raised the quality of life around here. We've got a water well and designated garden plots for squash and cabbage. It's been a solid month of SPAM and canned soup, I've never been so excited about vegetables in my life.
May 28th 2020
I literally just received this package today for my birthday, and holy cow, do I love it. I go camping all the time and have been using old, outdated tools that rarely cut (maybe bludgeon severely) wood or brush. I have used my tools practically to its nub. These are great replacements. I will test them this weekend.
May 9th 2020
Surprising and fun. Highly recommended.
Received as surprise birthday gift. Surprisingly good quality tools and zombie fighting implements of destruction. Fun assortment, zombie fighting guide book is great. This will definitely be in my car trunk, in case.
Apr 18th 2020
The BEST quarantine gift!
Got this for my husband (his birthday was during the quarantine lockdown here in Maryland). I felt it was fitting, as the world seems to spin into dumb chaos. This crate was a WIN! He’s been showing all his friends and family his toys (via FaceTime of course). The hatchet and machete are sharp asf and the fire starter is clutch (he couldn’t wait to try it out). Best crate yet!
Jun 18th 2018
Fathers Day Win!!
He spent 10 minutes prying it open and loved every minute of it! When he finally opened it the excitement just kept coming with each thing he picked up and unwrapped. Perfect Gift!
Dec 28th 2016
MY MAN'S CRATE
HE LOVED IT!
ONLY TOOK TEN MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT ITS EASIER TO OPEN THE CRATE FROM THE BOTTOM!