Story
Have A Meat Emergency?You just spent Thanksgiving at your vegan in-laws' house. You did things you told yourself you never would, things you'll probably never forget. Maybe for a moment, you were almost fooled by the yeast gravy and tofu turkey. But you survived.
Come back to us. Dial in the Slaughterhouse Crate for an immediate and full recovery of your carnivorous manhood.
Over 1 Pound Of Beef
We'll ship you the best eight bags of jerky we could find in all the land, delicious meats spanning a range of flavor profiles. Most experienced tasters will develop a preference for either a sweet or spicy base- this crate is crafted with a broad sampling sure to please all palates and start you on your journey towards jerky expertise.
Of course, the cuts of meat matter as much as the marinades and spices. If you've been gnawing on the run-of-the-mill, off-the-shelf beef leather they hawk at convenience stores, then these packs will teach you what your jerky should deliver: tender cuts of lean beef aged perfectly.
Slaughterhouse Crate
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- Chef's Cut, Original (2.5 oz)
- Field Trip, Original (2.25 oz)
- Country Archer, Fuego (2.5 oz)
- Country Archer Original Grassfed Beef Jerky (2.5 oz)
- Whiskey Hill Old School Original (2 oz)
- Bavarian Meats Lil' Landjaegers (3 oz)
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Story
Have A Meat Emergency?You just spent Thanksgiving at your vegan in-laws' house. You did things you told yourself you never would, things you'll probably never forget. Maybe for a moment, you were almost fooled by the yeast gravy and tofu turkey. But you survived.
Come back to us. Dial in the Slaughterhouse Crate for an immediate and full recovery of your carnivorous manhood.
Over 1 Pound Of Beef
We'll ship you the best eight bags of jerky we could find in all the land, delicious meats spanning a range of flavor profiles. Most experienced tasters will develop a preference for either a sweet or spicy base- this crate is crafted with a broad sampling sure to please all palates and start you on your journey towards jerky expertise.
Of course, the cuts of meat matter as much as the marinades and spices. If you've been gnawing on the run-of-the-mill, off-the-shelf beef leather they hawk at convenience stores, then these packs will teach you what your jerky should deliver: tender cuts of lean beef aged perfectly.
Customer Reviews
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Oct 11th 2023
love the title!!
my son was so excited!! he couldn't figure out what it could be and had fun 'getting into it'...he was amazed at all the different jerky. he said on the video his wife sent, "amazing gift, ma!! i'm going to have meat sweats!!!l lol"
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Feb 18th 2022
Great gift from the boss!!
Great jerky.. Amazing flavor.. wonderful boss! Loved the personalized card that was included. Recuperating from covid and the boss sends jerky.
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Dec 26th 2021
Absolutely loved it
I bought this for my boyfriend for Christmas because I had no clue on what to get him. I remember a coworker told me she got her husband one and it made me think of this. It came super fast which I was impressed with. I opted for the duct tape cocoon and his face when he saw that was priceless. It was easy to open and the entire time he was like what is this? When he opened it he was shocked. He was very happy with it, but I was sad because we didn't have the
country archer original one in there, but had 2 of the Feugo in it. Over all it was a hit though. Just wish we could've tried all that was supposed to be in there. -
Nov 27th 2019
Best Gift for someone Special
Omg I love Man Crates. First time here and I be sure to order more. My order was shipped right away and the customer service were super nice and helpful. Honestly the box is so beautiful. Packaging was great and specially getting him excited to open the box it’s even more fun. Unique gift for that special guy. Bravo
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Jun 16th 2019
Meats meat and a mans gotta eat
Got this as a housewarming gift from my friend/realtor. Hadn’t been in the house 2 days and it looked like a grenade went off in every room. Went out to walk my pet hooker (Alaskan Malamute) and nearly tripped over the box. Took a bit to get it open and laughed the entire time. What an awesome gift! Loved every second of it and still grubbin’ on the delicious moo contained therein.