Retro Gamer Crate

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In the Box

Makeshift Time Machine

  • Retro-Bit NES Console
  • 2 classic Nintendo games
  • (randomly selected from an assortment of time-honored, awesome games)

Sugar Intoxication

  • Red Vines
  • Bottle Caps
  • Mike & Ike
  • Nerds
  • Now and Later
  • Jaw Busters
  • Pop Rocks
  • Pez

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout

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Press Start to Begin

Before there were streaming services, before there were all-in-one media boxes, a video game console had one purpose. And when you got one for your birthday, you flipped out like the meaning of your entire existence on planet Earth had completely changed.

That momentous birthday seems shrouded in the mists of time. Your library of obsolete video games is the only reminder of those halcyon days when a sore and calloused thumb was a badge of honor.

Today's game systems are undeniably cool, but sometimes you just want to play - No menus, no movies, no fluff.


It's time to give your game collection new life. Muscle memory kicks in as you power through the classics on a Retro-Bit NES console. You remember the laser-like focus required to smash the backboard in NBA Jam. There's an entire section of your brain dedicated specifically to Street Fighter 2 combos. And you can thread the needle in Gradius better than Luke Skywalker barreling down the Death Star trench.

A Winner is You

A suite of sweets courses through your veins, mana from a lost age, endowing you with inhuman energy and endurance as you recondition your once-dominating reflexes. Revel once again in your accomplishments as you best the most unforgiving 8-bit games.

Customer Reviews

    Jul 27th 2016
    Cool Mom

    Bought my son who is in college the retro gaming crate. He loved it and was so surprised. The best part was watching the video of him trying to open it, lol Thank you sooo much. You guys and gals Rock. I will definitely order again. Thank you so much for helping my son have an awesome birthday. I can't say enough about how easy it was to order and it was delivered on time. You have a customer for life.

    Lisa Cremin
    Jun 22nd 2016
    "This is BEEPing awesome!!!!! You're amazing!!!!!"

    That's an exact quote from my extremely pleased boyfriend... well, minus the censored expletive. I knew I wanted to have something delivered to his job this year but you can't send a MAN flowers and I've done the whole beer-gram thing. Luckily I found I spent a total of 10 minutes looking through the options before settling on the retro gamer crate (he's huge into video games). Couple clicks and it was all set up to arrive today. He loves the candy and is so excited to play his NES games. He received Indiana Jones temple of doom and RBI baseball. He's already looking to buy other games for the console and he hasn't even gotten a chance to play the thing. We're both very impressed by the gift and I'm so happy I stumbled on to your site. Thank you so much crew!

    Catalina Repap
    Jun 14th 2016
    you and your man will love it

    this whole site is ridiculously creative.. and watching the person receiving the item is great.. this particular great was fun and tasty! i also ordered the golf mancrate and the ramen mancrate for my sister!

    May 12th 2016

    This gift was awesome! I ordered this for my husband's birthday. He came early or perfectly on time. The struggle was real to watch him open it! Absolutely loved it! Candy was cool. The games were good. The most fun...... again was watching him struggle to get in that ManCrate...... Who's the awesome wife........#Sharona

    Mar 3rd 2016
    Really fun, great service

    I received this Mancrate as a Christmas gift from my wife and absolutely loved it. Everything from opening the crate to exploring the contents was such a fun/cool concept. I had a small issue a few months later and the phone support was extremely helpful. They've definitely clinched me as a repeat customer.

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